by jbrown92184 February 23, 2009
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eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.
you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.
you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.
omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.
omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
by boooogeface May 11, 2013
Get the booze mattress mug.wrestling the mattress is when you get so drunk you get carpet burn from performing random nondescript acts on a mattress
Jamal: Dude did you see that weird mark on Conner's ass?
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.
by whattheduckfuck May 4, 2014
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by synsmommy March 16, 2015
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Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
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