he-jab

Face covering for exceptionally attractive males.

"Is that a ski mask that guy is wearing in the middle of summer?"
"Bro, that's a he-jab. He must be pussywhipped af."

by hotpotato82 December 8, 2025

Fat Jab

Fat Jab (Wegovy): Also known as semaglutide, it’s a UK slang term for this weight-loss injection. Administered weekly, it helps reduce appetite and promotes weight loss. While it’s got some side effects, the long-term risks are still unknown. It could be a game-changer in the long run, potentially saving lives and improving the health and quality of life of people.

Lee: I was in Lidl the other day, and I bumped into Dan, you know, Fat Dan! He’s got really skinny bruv. Mike told me he’s on those fat jabs, and I said, 'You look ten times better bruv!

Frank: that’s a good Init, bruv! Now what are we going to call him now Bruv Lol? Can’t call him Fat Dan anymore bruv! LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025

Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.

“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”

by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025

The Jab

A slang term for the COVID-19 vaccine; Mainly used in a derogatory way by the American political Right wing.

Of course I didn’t get the Jab. Vaccines are created to control you.

by DominoSav4 June 1, 2024

Jib Jab

Native jargon of Crevington aka The Crevice community located in Spokane, WA.

That fool was staring into the sun, squeezing lemons in his eyes and talking a whole bunch of Jib Jab!

by Snowmntha June 13, 2024

Jug Jab

HRT estrogen injection for MTF

Titty skittles are bad for you so I'm doing the jug jab

by Jordynnnnnnnnn August 18, 2023

I can't fine my jab

Do you know why? I do. And I could tell you what to do (in specificity) to fix the problem. Money back guaranteed. It's actually a good story.

"I can't fine my jab"

Hym "Ooo I want to tell him so bad! But I don't want to give it away. But I KNOW exactly what's going to happen. He's going to pay his coach. Instead of me. And I'm not going to get any credit. And that would be lame. But I'll do it. I can't do it here because I'll give it away. And I'm correct. It's good."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2023