Ian

Ian is the new Karen. Someone who becomes easily offended by the slightest of things - Also known as a 'snowflake'. They find any kind of dark humour appauling and disgusting. Usually in their twenties, but act like they're in their fifties. Most have a favourite phrase too - "Stop it".

Person 1: "Why did he get offended so easily?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"

by T3chyBoii September 18, 2020

Ian

Basically a bitch

Ian’s a bitch

by Bitchnuggets69420 October 16, 2019

Ian

An absolute fat and ugly disgusting PIG who will always snatch your truffles and pleasure himself to pigs.

God why is Ian always watching those pigs in the farm? Quite strange isn’t it?

by SlappyGranPappy October 26, 2020

Ian

A tall black man. He will beat you up if you are fat.

Ian stop calling me obese.

by Obesekid April 6, 2022

Ian

Gay

whith Ian

by gay boi 67777 March 5, 2018

Ian

Is a fucking retard

Ian is fucking retarded

by ilovepf December 8, 2017

Ian

1) An individual with an abnormally small penis or acts like a small penis.

2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.

3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.

Girl 1: So how was your date with that guy last night?
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.

Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!

Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.

by Itchyiris February 21, 2010