Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality

Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal

by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021

It’s Illegal to be mean to chris

Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin

Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch”

Chris~ *Dials 911*

Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”

by Chris..:::: February 28, 2021

illegals

somebody that isn’t from the U.S. (usually used a derogatory term against hispanics but hispanics may it to other hispanics for humor purposes)

Paola: “mira vos look at those illegals over there”
Sandra: “Paula you’re an illegal too”

by Plumpcatmeat May 2, 2021

Illegal cunt

A pussy sometimes they got that cake fooshoo might wanna smash them tho. you prolly wont bc they gay as hell

this one Illegal Cunt got a fat ass

by ReADDDing this Gives Anuresim May 6, 2021

forced illegal dispach

dispach with out legal hours

don't have legal hours to get the pick up do it anyway

by jervik driver August 27, 2003

illegal

A complement for people of hispanic heritage

Mexican: Eh do you have tacos little boy
American: Not for you, Illegal
Mexican: Wow you're such a great guy
American: I know i an

by lysergic acid enjoyer December 9, 2024

Illegal Bowling Ball

Requires One Male Partner

The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball

How did your boys night go?
Was going great until Tyler tried to pull an Illegal Bowling Ball on me

by Grifball123 December 11, 2024