Industrial Grandma

A disgruntled person (generally a musician) within the electro/industrial scene who complains vociferously about their distaste for the music, people and ethos of 'the scene' but only attends electro/industrial show or clubs, or (in the case of musicians) only targets their music at that audience.

Industrial Grandma: "God I hate industrial music. The scene is dead, man."
General Fan: "So you're not coming to the CombiChrist show next week?"
Industrial Grandma: "Nah i'll be there, but I still hate the scene."

by IndustrialGrandma01 February 9, 2013

grandma boss

A grandma that is the boss of her own life, work, or play... she's a grandma boss! Your new and improved latest 21st century model.

She really knows how to rock her new role as a grandma boss!

by 1team September 3, 2016

Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

Grandma on the freeway

Someone of any age and any gender that drives too slow or under the speed limit that frustrates the person that gets stuck behind them.

Oh damn, another grandma on the freeway that I can't get around from and this dude not even old.

by cpetkunas April 8, 2019

Grandma Ugh

17:00 in Jaws: The revenge, alternative name for Ellen Brody

Ugh... Ugh (grandma ugh)

by Maggie's boy April 12, 2019

Grandma Turid

An amazing grandma who would do anything to make her family happy! She is a loving person and has a big heart.

My grandma Turid is so nice!

by Lundii December 5, 2019

The Grandma Grinder

The Grandma Grinder is when a man and his two brothers kidnap a girl’s grandma to lure her back to their place, waterboard her, slit her throat, and kill her grandma. The boys then cannibalise on both the girl and the grandma at an orgy/barbecue unbeknownst to the other attendees.

“Yo bro I don’t have plans this weekend want to pull The Grandma Grinder on Sally Hawkins?”

“Hell yeah dude!”

by plop plip August 4, 2019