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a fart is a puff of air which comes out of your ass once it has been detected you are then ether called a smelly bastard or you blame it on the person next to you.
'Chris have you farted you smelly bastard'.
by Matt B October 15, 2006
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Flatulence And Rectal Trauma
The building block for the flatomusical sound of Flatulina's music.
Flatulina's trademark sound is that of a fart with singing fish, and a big orchestra.
by john November 8, 2003
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The way our body releases the souls of the food we have eaten
He just passed gas
The fart has allowed for the soul of the food to leave his body as it has "passed on"
by Petrolina Farren June 14, 2015
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It should be called an anal burp. Why should we call it a fart if it comes out of the butthole
Incorrect - I just farted.

Correct - I just had an anal burp.
by Hardcorestyle February 27, 2019
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A smelly gas produced when the butt cheeks can't hold the amount of gas inside of your rectum. It usually smells like an old man with teeth that has not been brushed for his whole life.
I can smell the fart . who farted while we were banging?!
by Mr. Deafinition July 2, 2018
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The best or the worst thing ever.imagine you have been constipated and all the sudden you let out a great big fart and you can go do your business.or the worst thing ever for example your sitting at work and right next to your crush you think it will be a small and silent toot but it turns out to be the biggest fart ever.
Good:omg dude I had been holding in a fart all day omg finally *let's out fart*

Bad:*in mind* ok your at a business meeting sitting next to your crush dont mess this up,shoot I've got to fart itll be fine it should be small *let's out a giant fart*
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To bust out bubbles from your poo dispenser. Also, a shart is poo and farts, so it's like a 2 in 1
I farted and it smelled like corn

I sharted in my sleep
by dffartzffarfarts May 10, 2018
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