dozen

cool, amazing, knarly, bomb, etc. combined into one phrase. Historically referred to as a baker's dozen, since anything that comes in 12 slaps.

"hey did you see the new Star Wars movie?"
"Yo bro that shit was dozen af! let's see it together some time"

"Have you tried the new boba place in sanfran? I heard their milk teas are dozen!"

by mulanxoxo August 25, 2020

midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB April 22, 2016

daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen.
Guy: what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen today.
Guy:what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times

Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen

by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021

Baker’s Dozen

When you receive a Blowbag, and then squeeze it back onto the person who gave it to you.

So there I was, slamin’ Tina from behind and she freaking Blowbagged me. So I turned her over and gave her my Baker’s Dozen. Fair’s fair.

by Mojomanocho June 30, 2021

Biker's Dozen

69.

"That looks like a Biker's Dozen."

"You mean Baker's dozen?"

"Nope."

"How many is in a Biker's Dozen?"

"69."

"Nice."

by LuChaosTheory July 5, 2021