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Crotch Cuddle

(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.

Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.
Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.
by OG Vanilla Bone February 4, 2014
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dutch cuddle

When you are an american and a dutch person asks to cuddle you and foreplay happens instead
"Hey want to dutch cuddle"
- dutch guy
"ok"
-american
"Oh shit"
-american
by The surprised american March 22, 2016
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Cuddle Call

when you call someone special over to cuddle, fall asleep, and watch movies all night:)
“ i told this girl to come over, basically a cuddle call”
by idarr December 28, 2018
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Cuddle daddy

You repay him by hugs and cuddles instead of sex
by UseWallowShit January 3, 2019
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Cuddle Slut

A dog, cat, or otherwise furry animal who will do absolutely anything for cuddles.
I was over at Dan and Natalie's place and boy was their cat a cuddle slut. Wouldn't leave me alone!
by tacotacogggg March 25, 2019
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Cuddle condom

When you are snuggled in a blanket so the person cuddling you is separated by the blanket acting as a “condom”
You’re sweaty let me use a cuddle condom
by Bellsebub August 29, 2019
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nancy cuddle

When you great your fellow heterosexual male friend with a big hug and you realise he has a hard-on.
When I saw Jim down the pub last week I gave him my usual greeting. As I slapped his back I felt something hard against me. The fucker was giving me a Nancy Cuddle.
by Barrattino July 30, 2016
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