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by Nickfroglover69 June 2, 2020
Get the Makenna Columbus mug.A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.
Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.
by Shank Bonein June 28, 2023
Get the Ol' Columbus Handshake mug.A city in Ohio with a hyperactive towing crew just lying in wait so they can snatch up your car the moment you break down and impound it so you have to spend extra time retrieving it even though you were just passing through and stopped briefly but now you're stuck for three days and not only need to pay to get your car back from the thieves who are the town, but need to also have your car repaired afterwards.
by The Wild Weston March 18, 2023
Get the Columbus mug.¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
by yogha November 19, 2023
Get the Columbus mug.¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.
³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
by yogha November 19, 2023
Get the Columbus mug.The official unofficial generational nickname for Gen Z, referring to how often they discover something that a prior generation has already discovered.
Gen Z: "I just discovered Quiet Walks! It's where you take a walk without your technology with you!"
Everyone Else: "You mean, just walking? Typical of the Columbus Generation"
Everyone Else: "You mean, just walking? Typical of the Columbus Generation"
by zolphinus January 18, 2024
Get the Columbus Generation mug.Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.
“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.
by Corncakes December 3, 2023
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