Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.

Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!

by Anteater555 December 14, 2022

Grumpy man cigar

A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.

Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢

Hey Ryan did you see the maintenance man?????
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he??????

by Anteater555 December 14, 2022

Cigar Job

The act of sounding with a cigar.

"Hey baby, can you give me another cigar Job tonight?"

by asmrrfy September 23, 2023

Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope

Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Canadian Cigar

Shaving another man’s pubes, ball hair, and ass hair, then smoking it in a joint.

I gave my friend a Canadian Cigar last night.

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Greek Cigar

This is when you bring a cougar into your room and start fooling around. Lots of making out only to find out she just got done blowing your big dick Greek friend a half hour earlier.

Bobby had a blast making out and groping that cougar last night. Sadly he found out today that she blew Jimmy right before that thus giving him the Greek cigar.

by Mattyrugby March 1, 2024

cigar yoga

Monica Lewinsky's idea of doing yoga exercises

Bill Clinton originally invented cigar yoga after a woman in need of some backshots needed a tug, with a cigar in his mouth, the sexual innuendos emerged, the smoking and stretching has begun..

by Hunta Davie March 7, 2024