Chode

A short fat Italian car salesman that looks to be about 9 months preggers.

AKA: F.r.a.n.k V.i.t.o.l.o

That guy has to have a Chode!

What a Chode!

He looks like a complete Chode!

by ipod touch theif December 19, 2012

Chode

chode: past tense of chide.

Chide: –verb (used with object)
1.
to express disapproval of; scold; reproach: The principal chided the children for their thoughtless pranks.
2.
to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding: She chided him into apologizing.

Having been referred to as a chode, the gentleman exercised diligence in researching the word. Learning of the common urban meaning, the gentleman chose, upon reflection, to take the remark as a compliment and a statement of his endowment rather than to be chided by the misuses of a known word. After all, making this choice defines the difference between a "man" and a "gentleman".

by tiwagaja November 22, 2011

Chode

a penis wider than it is long.

the area between the balls and anus is the fuckin gooch i gimps

u suck chode inthe hole

by JamesTheGuy March 8, 2003

Chode

The space directly between the end of your genitals and the beginning of your anus.

I sniffed my underwear right between my shit streak and my piss stain, and surprisingly so, it smelled just like a sweaty bum.

by Jorge April 1, 2003

Chode

what ever you think it fucking is, but one thing is for sure the skin between you nutsac and asshole is called a paraneium! fuckin dumbshits!

what ever you fuckin think, chode.

by rjrjrj December 28, 2005

Chode

A Penis That is Wider then it is long or wide as it is long.
Probably the worst thing when you find out you have one.

*Girl gets ready to give guy a bj*
*pulls down his pants and sees a Penis thats wider then it is long*
girl: Oh my god thats a Chode
*guy gets embarassed*

by Evan Rich January 17, 2008

Chode

A male penis which is larger in width than it is length.

My older brother has a chode.

by Bryce July 1, 2004