happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.
A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought
A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought
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Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?
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The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.
The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.
by NoReasonBonerExpert October 21, 2010
Get the Erection Direction Correction mug.the socially accepted attitude that it's OK to be racist as long as your skin doesn't have a hue of white.
Black Man: "get outta my way you stupid Cracker"
White man: "yes Mr. African American, I accept your politically correct racism and bigotry because of the hate my "ancestors" put upon you, and therefore will get out of your way."
White man: "yes Mr. African American, I accept your politically correct racism and bigotry because of the hate my "ancestors" put upon you, and therefore will get out of your way."
by terrapin07 April 23, 2006
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Thing 1 "dude, DANCING WITH THE STARS is at 8 o clock!"
Thing 2 "no, its at 9, see? i have channel guide PROOF!"
Thing 1 "Oh....I sit corrected"
Thing 2 "no, its at 9, see? i have channel guide PROOF!"
Thing 1 "Oh....I sit corrected"
by Teharbitur November 7, 2009
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Get the pot-o-correct mug.Generalizing all Black people as being African-American, when a black person may actually be from Jamaica for example.
Basing a generalization that someone is from Africa based on the colour of their skin.
Basing a generalization that someone is from Africa based on the colour of their skin.
Example 1:-
Cop: You! African-American, stop or I will shoot!
Jamaican: I'm from Jamaica mon, ya ignorant fool.
Example 2:-
Liberal: You can't call him "Black", he's an African-American!
Normal, sane, civilized, Person: How can you tell he is an American of African decent based on his skin colour without actually knowing the guy? isn't that an ignorant, sweeping generalization and basically politically correct racism?
Liberal: His skin colour is black and must therefore have ancestry from Africa! you Racist!
Cop: You! African-American, stop or I will shoot!
Jamaican: I'm from Jamaica mon, ya ignorant fool.
Example 2:-
Liberal: You can't call him "Black", he's an African-American!
Normal, sane, civilized, Person: How can you tell he is an American of African decent based on his skin colour without actually knowing the guy? isn't that an ignorant, sweeping generalization and basically politically correct racism?
Liberal: His skin colour is black and must therefore have ancestry from Africa! you Racist!
by TomP1980 March 7, 2008
Get the politically correct racism mug.An ubersensative liberal moron whose taken a not-to-bad idea to it's absolute ultimate extreme to the point where we can't say or do ANYthing because it's not "politicaly correct" and may conceivably offend someone.
NEWS FLASH: No matter what you say or do, someone somewhere is going to be offended, it's a universal constant.
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