Bryson

A Fun Police that REALLY Loves Mushrooms

the bryson fun police ate another mushroom

by Poshyyy July 26, 2025

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A ugly guy with fat cheeks similar to a chipmunk with nuts in his mouth.

Look, that’s Bryson. Look at the size of his cheeks

by Rjeodjfj November 23, 2021

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A cool motherfucker, In every aspect. He loves the "Soarer" which is a naked photo of 50 Cent, He also loves bangin which is banging on something as loud as you possibly could, But watch out for big dad, Big dad will beat the hell out of you if youre doing bangin in his house.

Hey bryson you wanna go do bangin?
Bryson : GRRRRRR *BANG BANG BANG* GET THESE MEALSSSSSS

by aaaaaaaaaahelpmeimbeingraped November 24, 2021

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THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BE SITTING HERE.AND HERE'S THEIR ID TO PROVE IT.HE IS A SUPER BREED OF HUMAN THAT AGES SLOWER AND LIVES LONGER. DON'T YOU EVER QUESTION THE'RE POWER AGAIN..now parish.

someone:Hi sir are you-
some other guy:I'm bryson

someone:*dies*

by Jammer kp (real) May 17, 2023

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Mad stupid negative rizz bully, but he is good at basketball.

"Ew, fatty (Bryson)" -Lucina and Kaia

by KamWhamBam June 26, 2023

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Someone who hates everyone or thing that doesn't suit their narrative,a Bryson can like something one day and despise them the next, they are known to change their minds as quickly as the direction of the wind

Seamus hates violence and always voted Blue but now he's done A Bryson and votes for the reds

by Sir Jeffrey D August 1, 2024

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