Austin

guy who is bad in bed and has a small penis

last night i slept with austin, it was the worse night in my sex career

by manohmanohman112233399 December 8, 2010

Austin

A flamer who always thinks hes a winner, but is never a winner. Threatens to wrestle with alligators...does stupid things on occasion

Oh gosh, look at that kid. Hes so stupid." "Hes such an Austin.

by Betsey, from the beach June 14, 2010

Austin

Pathetic

Austin Siemens from Rosenort
That boy is definetly an Austin!

by immaplaya May 27, 2010

Austin

Has a small ass dick, talks like a girl & likes whores that go by the name Monika

"Look at Austin"

"I bet he's a virgin because of his dick size"

by Iloveeric696969696969696969 November 11, 2014

Austin

Austin is a guy that is very gay and poops out rainbows. He’s a faggot that gets his way all the time. His daddy is named toby and loves to get it on 24/7 toby is a dog and is a mutt. He loves his fetish for dogs because that’s the only dick he will ever get.

Oh he must be an Austin because he has 6 dogs.

by Stupid mutt November 10, 2018

Austin

A fucking dumbass person. Doesn't know shit. Plays roblox 24/7. He will become your friend and within two days he will ask you out. After 2 weeks you'll be married. Austin will most likely rage atleast 3 times a week. Then after 2 days to 1 week of marriage, he will just leave you then and there. After 2 days he will call you, text you, message you on roblox, call your mom and every single one of your relatives. He probably cheated on you anyway.

Person 1: bro i heard that my sister's boyfriend is a total Austin.

Person 2: no way ! she better leave him.

by pockyu May 30, 2018

Austin

A type of person who laughs uncontrollably, then when finished, laughs some more. Until everything is done and the world has ended, they will most likely be laughing.

Oh, it's Jake, he is so just another Austin

by Anti-bin chicken society March 25, 2019