aussie rules

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

Aussie Peacock

when you tug on a mans penis and the pubes flare out

I touched my brother and up went the Aussie Peacock

by max loves dick September 14, 2022

Aussie

Someone who has both ADHD/ADD and Autism.

"I joined a group for aussies." "Australian people or the dog breed?" "No, for people who have adhd and autism."

by aussie1996 October 22, 2022

Aussie 1,2,3

When referring to Australian slang, don't be boring. Use Aussie 1,2, and 3 instead of a person.

Aussie 1: AUSTRALIA!
Aussie 2: shut up wanker
Aussie 3: Bloody oath Aussie 2!

Aussie 1: we are so cool for using Aussie 1,2,3

by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022

Aussie Nausey

Jungle Fever for Australians.

Sarah became Aussie Nausey after her trip to the Outback.

by brazie420 December 8, 2021

Will Smith (Aussie addition)

To go for a "Slap" (Aussie colloquial) meaning to play slot machines at casinos and pubs.

"After this round, do you wanna go for a Will Smith (Aussie addition)?"

"Nah mate you go ahead, I'll do a Jada Pinkett Smith and sit back and watch you lose the plot"

by Trent the concreature March 30, 2022

aussie cheese

The cheese that forms down under that sticks your nutsack and your gooch together during a hot day.

person 1: "dude i have to do the stanky leg every 15 minutes to seperate my nuts from my inner thighs."
person 2: "oh dude you have aussie cheese, that sucks."

by Coleliosis March 8, 2021