Average Fig

A person that tries to be a special snow flake because they think thats cool

Thomas Is such an Average Fig

by Droid your looking for March 17, 2016

Average Thursday Flip

Taking dmt, acid, molly and shrooms at the same time.

Yea, dude I did an Average Thursday Flip, I talked to god.

by Firemonkey755 June 27, 2018

Average

A pickle jar full of weed.

That looks average to me.

by Noofsierra August 1, 2018

sloppy average joe

its The act of making a sloppy joe out of a working class man in an act of cannibalism

John: did You hear the rat threatened to make me into a sloppy average joe
Bruce: shit man that’s wild

by Hannibal the cannibal February 15, 2019

Average titty committee

A committee full of girls who aren’t big boobie Betty but they also not flat Francesca JADA!

Girl 1- I’m apart of the average titty committee!

Girl 2- What’s that?
Girl 1- Look it up

by Anna Lluve November 12, 2019

Average Joed

The type of sex over the phone “freaks” would have with you after promising you that you wouldn’t walk for a few days.

“Dude did you hear that Raven got Average Joed?”
“I thought she wasn’t into vanilla shit like that”

“She’s not. He just had normal sex with her”

by Carbonatedmilk November 27, 2019

Average

Hayden

Hayden is average

by Tihmyy June 6, 2019