Brazn Athletics

A team that builds up your energy, self love and confidence while getting HOT AF

I so want to Join Brazn Athletics

by brazn November 23, 2021

Oakland Athletics

They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.

Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”

by A person125 June 16, 2023

Athletic

physically strong, fit, and active.

Susy is an athletic girl especially good at soccer

by Cfootball March 6, 2023

Athlete's Ass

Jock itch in the butt crack

This athlete's ass is a real pain in the ass!!

by Jpt73 March 10, 2023

Dunfermline Athletic F.C

Dunfermline Athletic F.C are a nasty little club in the shitehole known as fife.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.

Dunfermline Athletic F.C is a little hole filled with gremlins

by Cillmaster March 22, 2023

Joke-Athlete

Joke-Athlete

“As Carters skills dimenished the team cheered at any minor accomplishment; Carter was a joke-athlete.”

by Carmichael8287 May 25, 2025

Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024