June 28th

June 28th is give a sad bitch head day. Know someone that's being a sad bitch or not doing too great at the moment, give them head :)

"Damn today is June 28th, you know what that means"

by feefifofum08 June 28, 2022

April 28th

1. National propose to a black woman day

2. National propose to someone named Angel day

**Bonus points if the black woman's name is Angel!

"Happy April 28th!"
"Oh my god, today's propose to a black woman named Angel day! Thanks for reminding me!"

by maybecamboysminaj April 28, 2022

May 28th

National Grab Your Girls Ass Day

Person 1: What are you doing

Person 2: It’s May 28th remember?

Person 1: Oh now I remember, your good

by HogRider7380 May 4, 2022

October 28th

The day of where every year a anual 🍆 pic comparison happens to show who is the bigger one.

"Its October 28th! Let me text my friend to compare since today is the event."

This is an example of what a normal thought would occur when a man who understands the importance of this day will think.

by Wackmen2002 October 28, 2022

national cacaball day november 28th

everyone must form their shit into a caca ball
and freeday off of school

the man forms his shit into a ball of cacaball
there fore national cacaball day november 28th is a holiday

by monkeyballs6969420 November 20, 2022

October 28th

Give Axelia money day.
On this day you give the lovley @axeliaxx money)

Axelia: Money now!!!!
Lemonz: WHAT WHY!!
Axelia: It's October 28th dumbass
Lemonz: Oh *gives life savings*

by Mxvoidfall October 21, 2022

January 28th

National eat whatever you want day, forget dieting eat anything u want

EMMA: why are you eating all the food? i thought u was on a diet
SAM: it’s january 28th!
EMMA: OH!!

by anonymous December 12, 2021