Zark

A scrub, dipshit or otherwise useless and moronic idiot, potentially worthy of getting their ass beat.

If that zark keeps talk shit he’s going to get laid out.

by Lonny the Big Dicked Bastard November 7, 2022

Zarking

To do "research" on a computer, tablet, or smart phone... while not doing work like things. Such as searching for a Star Trek tricorder device to buy for a collection or a gift.

My spouse was zarking for over an hour earlier. IDK... I think she's looking for the perfect gift for my mother for her birthday.... but, I'm not sure.

by unstoppable_wifey November 22, 2022

Zark

A word to describe when you're the person who is roman atwood.

GUYS GUYS!!!! Zark.

by Dylan Smets March 10, 2025

Zark

The act of masturbating inside of a cheese grater.

Tommy just is in the hospital from zarking

by Agent Spine March 10, 2025

Zark

The word that me and my friends came up with while we were bored, said when surprised

Zark, how did I miss the bus.

by Mymy09 February 25, 2022