teke

A big hairy bird native to Newzealand, and can be kept as a pet.

john: oi i have a big teke at home
suzie: oh can i come over and pat it some time!

by abnormalminge December 3, 2021

Teke face

(New Zealand) an incompetent, obnoxious or arrogant person. From the Māori "teke" meaning "vagina"

"Shut your mouth, teke face"
"That teke face over there tried to steal my pie and my durries"

by megakenneth January 23, 2026