squeef

a fart-like noise produced with the mouth mimicking the sound of a vaginal fart.

Don't make that squeef sound again or the teacher will come over here and bust your ass!

by 'dklfj August 2, 2007

squeef

It's a damn penis fart you tards. skeet + queef = squeef / cock fart.

I am teh h33t 1ax0r.

My dick farted. It's a squeef.

by Squeef Monster November 6, 2004

squeef

to squelch a queef

Tyquanda tried to squeef while fucking her boyfriend Maurice.

by janice December 13, 2003

squeef

when you queef so hard, you shit yourself.

"man, she squeefed in my bed."

"dude, i squeefed the other night."

by t'rex. April 28, 2011

Squeef

A bag of weed or some weed.

used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"

by Matthew Geiger July 2, 2005

Squeef

When she squirt and then she queef

“Aye bruh, Landon was telling me about this girl he hooked up with the other night. He made her squeef!”

by bigballs25 March 16, 2021

Squeef

The moment at which a queef and a squirt are perfectly executed at the same time producing an amazing explosion of vaginal fluid.

Guy 1: You now what happened last night?
Guy 2: Dunno, how far did she you get?
Guy 1: She fucking squeefed everywhere, it took hours to clean up
Guy 2: Wow.
Guy 1: Tasted good though

by JonsonSmithson January 2, 2017