Laptop Snoozer

A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.

A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).

Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.

by SteveySA October 12, 2009

Pink snoozer

When you knock a girl out in the middle of orgasm and cum in her eye giving her pink eye

All I remember is having sex and I woke up with a pink snoozer

by Lifter72 December 10, 2015

Snoozer

A person, or animal, who likes to sleep during weekdays but wakes up early on weekends.

Gee sweetie, you're are a snoozer.

by hentrygsh June 7, 2018

traffic snoozer

Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.

Man I was late to work because of a traffic snoozer at 5th and main.

by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017

Snoozer

Someone who falls asleep with their fingers inside you

Hai is such a snoozer, I swear.

by The Hash Slinger Slasher March 28, 2020

Snoozer

Osvaldo Altomare (OR Oswaldo)

- Prefers Oz for short-form :)

"Oz can you go to the grocery store for me"

"Oz can you get up and stop snoozing" - Snoozer
"Oz can you stop by at Fresca on the way home"

by M ditti September 28, 2020

Snoozer Boozer

A person who drinks alcohol in their sleep. Similar to sleep-eating, but consuming alcohol instead of food.

He sleep walks to the fridge and drinks a six pack almost nightly. He's a real Snoozer Boozer.

by elliot_ October 10, 2023