Smidget

A midget or short person who is a smudge on society. This person uses the,"O! Wo Is Me." factor to get others to pity them, or, they are just thieves who can get into small openings and crawl spaces.

That smidget doesn't have to work as long as his two gay dads buy him everything he wants.

by OCDx333 July 28, 2010

Smidget

nickname for a person the first name of Smith and is also very short for his or her age; has multiple other definitions; this definition originated in Southern Mississippi in a 6th grade science class in Hancock County Middle School

His nickname is Smidget.

by realsmidget86 February 24, 2011

Smidget

A smushed midget- usually used as an insult

Friend 1:OMG, did you see how short she was?

Friend 2: I know right, what a smidget!

by Maddi P November 25, 2011

Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.

Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'

by kiordz August 20, 2009

Smidget

Slang for: “smaller than a midget” and is smaller than a smidgeon

“How much of this cake do you want?”
“I’ll just have a smidget”

by Slayinlife May 28, 2018

Smidget

An extremely short person, but not quite a midget or little person.

If Linda were just a smidgen shorter,she'd be a midget. But instead she is a smidget.

by Thrift store diva June 3, 2016

Smidget

The actual goat. The swag master. A true legend, Smidget is the best Pump it Up (rhythm game similar to Dance Dance Revolution) freestyler in the scene. Even though he’s older now, he’s still got it. Completley unbeatable, his legacy will live on for generations.

“Man, I wish I could freestyle like Smidget!”

by bromomentbabyface December 25, 2023