Simen mæland

Addicted to nesespray

Simen mæland

by SNobben33 April 1, 2019

Simen Løvik

A guy with a massive junk of 65.8 cm's and is extremely good at roasting. usually roasts a guy called christian.

1That guys badongadong is so huge!
2oh, he is a Simen Løvik.
1He is the best roaster ever
2 yeah, he is a 100% a Simen løvik

by TheM4ster0fUrbanM3m3's March 21, 2017

Bjørn-Simen

Bjørn-Simen is a traditional foodmeal from The Philipines and is mostly eaten in Russia. If someone is called Bjørn-Simen they probably love food and milk so watch your fridge when having Bjørn-Simen on visit.

- Son? Did you eat all the food?
- Yes, mom.
- You little son of a Bjørn-Simen

by Espen Grina March 9, 2020

Simen

Simen is the coolest guy ever! if you dont know a simen your life must suck admit it.
Simen usely got a hella huge peepee and nice and sexy ass
Simen comes in many color. but be carefull he is smarter then you think ;)

-Girl wow look at that ass
-girl 2 Damn, thats a SIMEN's ass!

by Bjørnebæriskogen July 30, 2020

Simen

An incredibly handsome sexy man with a gigantic penis and giant balls. He loves sex and is the best at it. The girls love him and can't wait to get their way with him.

Average length of penis: longer than yours.

SImen is a sex Machine.

by hjhkjhjhjkhkhkjhkjk November 1, 2022

simen

phasmophobia pro, and a good freind with

simen is great

by a23432423 December 17, 2021