Scuttlebutt

One who entertains the sport of "Buttock-scuttling"

"Man I was down the Flatulence emporium the other day, when I was roughly accosted by an octet of heavy set "Buttock-scuttlers". Why, Thank god I have my over sized novelty consumption pacification extender or things might have got quite obtuse I can tell you!" - Franky the Hyper-laxative Extreme Scuttlebutt Spokesman

by penis-vagina January 7, 2008

Scuttlebutt

1: rumor or gossip.

2: a cask on shipboard to contain fresh water for a day's use

3: a drinking fountain on a ship or at a naval or marine installation

1:Tim got a drink from the scuttlebutt
2:are you really going to listen to all this scuttlebutt

by Hello Monkey March 17, 2020

Scuttlebutt

It’s like scuttling only with more butt.

Ima need to scuttlebutt outta here.
Scuttlebutt around the room.
You are such a scuttlebutt

by Getyourassbackhome July 5, 2020

Scuttlebutt

A nasty dirty person who seldomly washes thine ass

Ewww that scuttlebutt smells like shit.

Bet that scuttlebutt hasn't showered in weeks

by Lil psycho1982 April 12, 2021