Sabaton

Badass swedish power metal band. Will grow hair on your chin, chest and balls. Will guarantee increased muscle growth and history knowledge.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2. Did you listen to Ghost Division yet?
Guy 2: THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT (GHOST DIVISION) LIVING OR DEAD, ALWAYS AHEAD, FED BY YOUR DREAD.
Guy 1: Sabaton moment.

by KoditonKari69 October 8, 2023

Sabatonical

Taking a week of off work to follow the Sabaton tour

Strategically using all available vacation days for live shows, travel and metal-fuelled memories

Often results in camo packed suitcases and a calendar full of Sabaton concert bookings

Just used my vacation days so that I can go to all the shows on the European leg of the Legendary Tour. I’ve gone full Sabatonical

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 30, 2025

Sabaton

An awesome power metal band that writes epic songs about history. If Sabaton became any more epic they tear the fabric of reality.

Chad: I'm going to rock out to Sabaton

by cunty motherfucker April 30, 2024

Sabaton

Sabaton is a heavy metal band that was founded in 1999, In Falun, Sweden, that Primarily focuses on historical events, their music is also absolute Awesomeness.

I just beat my meat because sabaton is that good! -Some dingleborb

by Poopie Boopie May 14, 2024

Sabaton

A good metal band from Falun Sweden. I have testicular Torsion

I beat my meat to sabaton

by Poopie Boopie May 14, 2024