seat belt-a-roonie

What Ned Flanders on The Simpsons calls a seat belt.

{Ned}: Let's see here...key in the ignition, turn it to fire up the motor, seat belt-a-roonie, shift into drive, hands at 10 and 2, floor it!

by Telephony January 23, 2016

the shared custody switch-a-rooni

The occasion of when the divorced parents of a child meet at a designated location to switch off their child for a certain amount of time. Sometimes this meeting point is created because the separated parents live quite far from one another and to make the commute fair to one another.

“Did your mom drive you all the way to your dads house in Worcester?”

“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

roonied

When your fantasy football team gets beat by someone that was projected to have fewer points than you.

"Did you win in your fantasy football league this weekend?"
"Nah...my opponent only scored 90 points and I put up a measly 84 points. I totally got Roonied"

by meandyermom October 30, 2017

Heck-a-roonie

For when heck is too weak and hell is too strong.

What the heck-a-roonie??? That'll be cool.

by Lurker78 December 29, 2016

big rooni

when your boys or ur bros suck your balls (also known as a schlaaaaah shlob or shlobarooni)

yo hunter you got me on a big rooni?!

by Ogfuckinmudbone January 17, 2021

Roony

sexy and cute

corr blimey, you are looking roony tonight

by -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- March 23, 2021

Twist-A-Roonie

When you crank your dick in a twisting manner, which only works if lubed up or uncircumcised.

John: Hey, Buford! Did you do the Twist-A-Roonie last night?
Buford: Oh yeah, it made me cum in about 5 seconds

by Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger November 21, 2023