Guy #1:That blonde girl over there is one hot piece of ass.
Guy #2: Hailey? That ain't no blonde, that's a pisshead. See her brown eyes?
Guy #1: Oh yeah!
Guy #2: Hailey? That ain't no blonde, that's a pisshead. See her brown eyes?
Guy #1: Oh yeah!
by Lil Skelly February 15, 2026
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