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McMurdo muzzle loader

When you grab a 2 liter of mountain dew, put in your fat girlfriends asshole and empty it in there. Then you tongue punch her fart box and drink the dew out the booty hole.
Gave my lady a McMurdo muzzle loader last night, she said it was the best time of her life!
by Mikeoffdayike March 2, 2021
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Muzzle loader

A muzzle loader is when you are doing a chick from behind and then pull out and put your dip in her pussy and keep going.
Jameel: I did the muzzle loader to a chick yesterday.

Brent: You fucker. you wasted dip on that cunt.
by jzee January 2, 2009
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Grizzly Muzzle Loader

Essentially, it's when your bangin a girl/man from behind with a dip in (preferably grizzly wintergreen). At the discretion of the banger, take the dip out and shove it in the girl/guys anus. Next shove your dick in the ass, thus muzzle loading. If done correctly, the bangee should receive a buzz via the inferior rectal branch of the pudendal artery.
Wow Michael, I'm literally buzzing my ass off! That was so much better than last time you gave me the Grizzly Muzzle loader!
by J Cobb December 13, 2010
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Boston muzzle loader

When you are banging a chick in the doggy style and then you put Dunkin’ Donuts coffee ground on her asshole and jam it in with your dick.
“Dude, when I railed this broad last night, I gave her the ol’ Boston muzzle loader!”
by Cheddar_411 May 28, 2019
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The Muzzle Loader

The Muzzle Loader is when you take a viagra pill and place it in your urethra where you then "ram" it a Q-tip like you are loading a muzzle loader musket, hence the name. Upon completion of this you engage in intercourse and when you are about to finish you scream "TALLY HO" as the viagra pill is launched into the vagina.
Oh man we did The Muzzle Loader last night, it was amazing!
by 12b&vader November 22, 2023
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Maine Muzzle loader

When a furry from maine forces his dick down the muzzle(mouth) of another
Furry: time to try the Maine muzzle loader on this desperate bottom.
by Gamerboysky September 24, 2024
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Alabama Muzzle Loader

When a man shoves Skoal Bandits into his foreskin then feeds it to his girlfriend.
Charlotte quickly became dependent on nicotine and giving blow jobs after receiving so many Alabama Muzzle Loaders from her boyfriend.
by OSUCharger January 7, 2026
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