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heather

Legit the most smartest and athletic person ever.

except her spelling is legit equal to a child in year 3 or lower.
"how do you spell because"
"ughhhhh, heather its not that hard"
by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020
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The act of which a woman eats vaseline then gives a large native man a blow job so that the penis can go down her throat will no hassle, however the woman usually chokes,
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.
Big Hope : Hey Mighty Eagle, What did you do last night?

Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!

Big Hope : Was she any good?

Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....

Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?

Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!

Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?

Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!
by Michelle Pussythrusts December 28, 2007
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heather=whore
A female who is Christian on the outside, but then blows off her friends to go to parties and get wasted and fucked
That girl played innocent and said she wanted to be my friend, then she blew me off for some party where she got drunk and fucked as many guys as she could; What a heather.
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the word heather is the best name to have a crush because heather is hot talented and cute so kevin loves her
i love you heather
by kevin the lover May 16, 2019
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i hate heather
by ninatheshark July 12, 2020
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The person who ruined a queer man's love life.
Heather is NOT the perfect girl as seen in the Heather music video Conan does try to be more like heather however he does NOT want to be her he just wants his crush to like him back.
"wow dude she is such a heather"
"wdym heather isn't a compliment she ruined a queer man's love life"
by heather -Conan gray August 24, 2020
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heather is joe

just joe

and only joe
joe is heather

joe is the heather of everything
by sage23011 November 2, 2020
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