GRUNCH

Taking a real mean shit

Man, my ass is on fire after my last grunch.
I need to take a grunch after being anally intruded.

by peebot August 7, 2009

Grunch

Grunch(verb) The act of self fistation, Fisting yourself in the Anal cavity.

"Get your grunch on" - the act of a hearty night of "tearing yourself a new one" *may result in bleeding

by The real Tyler James October 16, 2008

Grunch

Noun: grundle for brunch! You can get your favorite brunch items at the low-budget, saltpeter, indigestive quality, that you have come to so adamantly despise yourself for eating every day, on Saturday and Sunday mornings at the grundle.

Verb: The act of consuming grunch.

Noun: "Did he even take you out to grunch the next morning?"

Verb: "Dude, I'm wicked hungover, lets go grunch!"

by Because I ran out of points, thats why! January 3, 2008

grunching

to give up on anything without any good reason at all. To basically be a giant pussy.

Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you

by boogerlips March 23, 2010

Grunch

An act of excretion in which the fesis actually spray in a wide diameter.

I grunched all over her face, and she loved it.

by the cock destroyer February 27, 2005

Grunch

Bored of so many brunches (artificial word of breakfast & lunch) in the 90s, wise man started to grill meat and sausages parallel to the brunch. So fearless men scrumptiously invented the grill-brunch - the grunch. Modern German sociologists call the grunch the most exciting social improvement of the new millennium. It's grunch-time, baby!

Thank god we're invited to a grunch! I couldn't have stand another boring brunch at Darryl and Matt!, Shirley said.

by Henning Mühlinghaus February 13, 2008

Grunch

Something that needs to be gripped

Dude 1: AUUGGHHHHHHHH
Dude 2: sounds like he just got his grunch gripped

Dude 3: fr

by SaltyRod June 16, 2022