glizzard wizard

Someone who is skilled in giving oral sex, typically to someone with a penis

Man, I found out why they call her the glizzard wizard. She gave me the best time ever last night.

by SheaButterCorn January 7, 2024

Glizzard

A glizzy blizzard or when some piece of shit psychopath mixes a dairy queen blizzard with a glizzy

Yo bro you ate the glizzard? you fucking dumbass

by Pénis January 19, 2024

Glizzard

A Dairy Queen Blizzard eaten with a hot dog, either dipped in the blizzard or chopped up and mixed into it. Born from a combination of the words glizzy and Blizzard.

Don't diss the glizzard gargle gods

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Glizzard Wizard

The person with the biggest dick in the orgy. Usually of african decent.

Damn tyrone was the Glizzard Wizard of the group last night, i cant feel my insides.

by Glizzard Wizerd September 10, 2020

Glizzard

A slang term used against white supremacists, racists, etc.

Ugh look, it’s another glizzard on 78th street

by rawchicken October 9, 2020

Glizzard

A secret menu item from a restaurant that consists of a chilidog blended into a ice cream or frozen custard shake.

The name comes from combining the words 'Glizzy' (hotdog) + 'Blizzard' (Dairy Queen's signature frozen fair drink).

Employee: "Welcome to Dairy Queen, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Yeah, can I get a Glizzard with extra onions and relish?"
Employee: "With what kind of ice cream?"
Customer: "

by SmokeyTheEx-bear October 19, 2020

Glizzard of 77

A mythological reference to the midwest's biggest snowstorm that happened in 1977. The denotation alludes to a great and powerful event used as a metaphor. The "Glizzard of 77" represents someone taking more "glizzies" than you can mentally process, the sheer amount causes awe and wonder and leaves a timestamp in your soul that can only be referenced as the "Glizzard of 77"

Jesus, it was like the Glizzard of 77 on Saturday! I have never seen anyone take more glizzies in one turn than Karen did!

by GillilyPad July 21, 2022