Flumpkin

A friend that cancels a scheduled appointment with you to eat instead

“Don’t be a flumpkin like last time and make sure you call me tonight!”

by Flumpker January 24, 2019

Flumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a flump whilst taking a shit.

I just topped up on flumps because I'm having a Flumpkin tonight.

by Mr. John Herbert February 17, 2025

Flumpkin

When you Fart on your feet, then give them a Foot job while taking a shit.

Bro, Cassie from work gave me a Flumpkin during lunch that shit felt spectacular.

by Clown?! March 14, 2025

Flumpkin

Someone who is a known pervert and is extremely into needy polar bears.

"That person is a flumpkin ya know?" "Really?? I better go be their friend"

by ProfessorOfBearology - UAntrtc June 3, 2025