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FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)

When someone is constantly adding photos and comments on their FB page about THEIR DOINS...
Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?

A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.
TED: Does your brother ever leave the house, dude?
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".
by BIG.dEb.GLES September 26, 2011
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facade immunity

Not susceptible to believing that another person's online posts, comments, photos or videos actually represent his or her true life.
"Tom is always goes to the best parties. That guy is always having fun."
"Nah, he just gets invited to a couple here and there."
"How do you know?"
"I have facade immunity. Obviously he's not going to post comments about all the time he spends crying alone in his room."
by consultationist June 16, 2014
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Gabled Facades

Bare breasts that can be seen in certain quarters of the city of Amsterdam
I know where we can see some awesome gabled facades...
by MoTucker October 12, 2018
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Facade

James is a facade
by GuyRothschild12345 October 1, 2019
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facad

Facad stands for daredevil people, for example who are found playing mobile games in class while their faculty advisor is sitting beside them.
Oh, he is such a Facad!
by ilsiitb May 14, 2017
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facade pattern

An ugly colored and patterned sweatshirt worn be attractive people when they are trying to be low key.
Wow, did you see that hot chick in the facade pattern over there? She thinks we won't notice!
by D Kremer June 3, 2017
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