douchecanoe

Canoe thats douchish

Or

A dumbass

Thats a nice douchecanoe in the water..

or

Wow jon youre a douchecanoe.

by Thatngatylerrr September 10, 2008

douchecanoe

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a douchecanoe.

by Dogodaggle September 4, 2018

douchecanoe

Vagina, because the inner lips of a spread vulva form a shape resembling a canoe, and... the rest is obvious. Also used as a generic, fun-sounding term of insult in any context where one might use the word "cunt", "pussy", "twat", etc.

John said he was going to come out last night and help us TP the neighbor's yard, but he chickened out and didn't show. He's such a douchecanoe.

by Wango Zango July 3, 2011

Douchecanoe

A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!

The douchecanoe lineman had to work late to "install" a "pole" for a customer.

by Human resources January 11, 2020

Douchecanoe

a slightly classier (but only slightly) version of a douchebag

That dude is a real douchecanoe, how can he say that?

by xxMaybexx June 6, 2013

ass douchecanoe

your little brother or sister

That ass douchecanoe went into my room.

by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010

Douchecanoe

A person (in this case a dude) who's douchey-ness cannot be drowned out by a fake personality. A douchecanoe typically is condescending to their significant other, flirts with other girls, and has a huge ego. Not the type of people you want to be surrounded by, but once you are wrapped up with a douchecannoe, it's hard to get out. Douchecanoes are often manipulative and try to convince you their mistakes are your fault. If you are with one, good luck.

Guy- Did you hear how he broke up with her?
Girl- Yeah, didn't he end things in the car right after a school dance while she was still in her dress?
Guy-That's what I heard. What a total douchecanoe.

by woofdog13526 April 30, 2020