Carolyn Connell Comment

A term used to describe a certain type of facebook comment. In order for a comment to qualify it must have all of these qualities:

1.) BE IN ALL CAPS
2.) Use lots of "hahaha"
3.) End with a smiley face:)
4.) Be completely positive and complimentary
5.) Include an inside joke

This is, of course, named after Carolyn Connel, who does it all the time.

Facebook Commenter A: THIS IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST PICTURE EVER:) HAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SANDWICH BUDDY:)

Facebook Commenter B: Nice Carolyn Connell Comment

by imjustapersonyall April 27, 2011

Connell Taylor Special

a very extensive scrape up

Person 1: “Oh no we currently possess no cannabis.”
Person 2: “No worries, I’ll roll a Connell Taylor Special.”

by iwannakmsrn January 6, 2019

breielle mc connell

Brielle is Mike Raywoods girlfriend. She is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is 5'7 with blue eyes and has the most beautiful smile ever. Some day Mike Raywood is going to marry this girl. Mike Raywood is in love with this girl. I love u baby<3

Brielle is so damn gorgeous and Mike loves her so much!!!!!

by mike raywood November 6, 2004

Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009

Connell Stitch

Correctly pronounced canal, not the way the French pronounce it, conil.

I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.

by Brantheman7 March 30, 2020

emma connell

Emma is an amazing person who is a confident queen and she cares more about her friends than herself. She loves animals and has a soft spot for horses. She is gorgeous inside and out and knows how to make someone feel better. She knows what's right and wrong and is a very strong person. She is also very brave and would take on the world. She dosent give up and the world is a better place because of her. Dont mess with her or her iconic bestfriend who is her dumb blonde duo will come for you. She has a heart of gold and will go far in life. She dosen't care what people think of her whether they make fun of her or call her ugly or fat or a slag and she knows she is pretty and she is a queen.

Emma connell is amazing!

Emma connell is the strongest person I've met.

by bubblesgum123 October 21, 2020

Connelling

Exaggerating and bending the truth in order to make situations work more favourably for the Conneller. In some cases the truth is completely taken out.

After making a big mistake, Dave used the technique of Connelling so others would look more favourably upon him.

by Linguini greg February 24, 2023