Clinker

Small balls of toilet paper stuck in your anal hair.

I have a clinker stuck in my ass hair.

by Meddite November 9, 2012

Clinker

A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.

"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

by Mr. Shwizzle January 8, 2009

Clinkers

The hair that surrounds a mans anus hole

I have got loads of clinkers

by DanTheMan December 15, 2004

Clinker

A guy who rants on Urban dictionary because he is the actual sad pathetic little bastard. Uncultured and Uneducated and obviously doesn't know the difference between Geek and Nerd. Amazingly prejudice, ignorant and arrogant. Either is stupid and rubbish and so trashes people who are better or gets teased and doesn't know how to ignore and embrace it. The former is much more likely.

Clinker rants about nerds and japanese people when he is ill informed

by ClinkerIsSad June 1, 2010

shit clinker

Fecal matter that has hardened and stuck to hair on or around the anal or vaginal region.

If I don't shower for a couple of days; I get some champion shit clinkers happening.

by beltlessmagnum March 13, 2009

stinky clinker

a turd so big, hard, and nasty that it will never make it out of your septic tank.

I'm glad I got the toilet to suck down that stinky clinker.

by supa21 July 6, 2010

Piss Clinker

1. A person who drinks pee out of beer jugs

He's drinking jugs of pee, what a piss clinker.

by wphifor February 13, 2021