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Get the dirty venezuela mug.This involves 2 girls and several men. The first girl will stand on her head and insert a whole bottle of Tabasco sauce in her anus, the other girl will be on her knees next to her. The men will line up and dip their penis's into the girls anus and then move to the next girl and have her lick the sauce from his penis and testicles.
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Get the Venezuela boat ride mug.Hym "What language do they speak in Venezuela? Spanish? Portuguese? How complex are those? I think Spanish is less and Portuguese is more... Well I know that Spanish is less complicated than English... So is Portuguese more complicated."
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Get the Venezuela mug.place. Former pristine tropical paradise discovered and turned into an idyllic Eden by land-hungry wandering tribes after the last ice age, then turned into a horrible slave state by gold-hungry europeans, turned into a corrupt failing state by power-hungry marxists, and recently acquired so as to be turned into the 51st state by oil-hungry despots. Also a source of copra, robust copra miners, chicle, edentulous chicle chewers, mediocre center backs, middling relief pitchers and patulous cloacae. Venezuela, ranked a dismal 147th by the IIHF and a solid 12th by Amnesty International before their forced takeover, after a brief war incongruously began by a nation led by a recent Peace Prize recipient, is proudly confident that their return to enslavement will be rewarded by higher rankings from both organizations.
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I’ve been up all night working on it and a 51st star for Venezuela won’t fit evenly on Old Glory. I can do 52 easily though. So do we steal Canada’s water while rescuing the servile drones from their communist leaders or do we save those whale-gobbling Greenlanders from a manufactured walrus invasion?
Greenland sir. You and Elon could make billions manufacturing us some very life-like walruses.
Greenland sir. You and Elon could make billions manufacturing us some very life-like walruses.
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