Toobin

A person who masturbates during a virtual meeting (e.g., zoom, webex, etc.)

Did you see that Jeff was Toobin during the call before? He didn't realize his webcam was on!

by TehDude7 October 19, 2020

Toobin

Masturbating on a zoom call using the split screen

The zoom call was sooo boring so I pulled up some porn on the split screen and did some Toobin.

by Moonstanders October 19, 2020

Toobin

Shameless masturbation, especially when on a Zoom call with colleagues. Bonus points- stroking your meat while on the clock.

“What’s up brah?!”

“Not much just Toobin it”

by No.1_2U October 19, 2020

Toobin

To be your own Chief of Staff
To conduct your own polling

With nobody to help him, he decided to go Toobin. He went Toobin to see how he felt about the topic.

by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020

Toobin

When you expose yourself on a video call.

Please refrain from Toobin while chatting with colleagues on a video conference.

by SEAZD October 19, 2020

Toobin

Toobin is when you jerkoff on a live Zoom call.

Did you see that CNN guy Jeffrey get caught toobin on a Zoom call?

by DC13 October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)

SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.

Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."

Whew, what a joke!

"OMG, WTF are you DOING!?"
"I'm Toobin here, do you mind?"

by Lope Status October 19, 2020