TOFTS

Too Old For This Shit

Me: let’s start a band!
Reasonable adult: dude you’re in your mid 40s, give it up.

Me: nah man help me think of a name.
RA: you’re too old for that shit!!!
Me: perfect TOFTS it is!

by TOFTSUSA May 21, 2022

Tofts

Acronym. Too Old For That Shit. Appropriate to use without the preceding pronoun. Generally accompanied by a sigh or a newly creaking joint.

I had a work event tonight where I had to shout to be heard. Tofts.

by kultaporo March 12, 2024