tofu

(taboo) an offensive word used to describe a heterosexual man

All tofus are the same: squishy, unattractive and taste bad.
What's the tofu doing in a gay bar?

by PantheraTigrisTigris June 8, 2014

tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

by Mike December 29, 2003

tofu

= Lesbien Sex, i.e lacking meat

Did you get your TOFU last night

by delemma113 January 17, 2007

tofu

one level above styrafoam, one level below cardboard

you want me to eat tofu?!?

by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999

Tofu

A slang word for sex, popular in the Northwestern US and the California coast. Mostly in Asian communities.

Derived from the expression "Selling Tofu", a Chinese euphemism for prostitution

Leah and Benjamin are in the bedroom having tofu.

by Sean-E August 25, 2008

Tofu

a non-existent god/nymph that frolics merrily alongside his imaginary companion Kiwii.

OMG, did you just see that tofu???

by Kiwii Imaginary April 5, 2011

Tofu

Adjective - ( always written with a capital T)

1. used as a description. A person that is dull on his or her own, but lights up in a crowd.

Or

2. Used as an insult. A person who adapt to different environment and/or crowds but doesn’t seem to have a personality of their or refuse’s to show it. In this case the person seeks to deceive or manipulate

1.
-That guys hot...
-don’t waste your time girl! I’ve dated him and he’s definitely a Tofu.

2.
Are you sure? That guy seems nice!

I tell you man don’t trust him he’s a Tofu.

Or

I hate that bitch! Everywhere she goes people are so nice to her, from the bosses to the new hire’s. Little they know, she’s a Tofu

by Arvinshake84 October 5, 2020