Spaffing

To Spaff - An onomatopoeic word describing the act of shaking up a bottle of champagne and shaking it over one's teammates.

"Michael Shumaker stands upon the Formula One podium, spaffing champagne over his teammates"

by Victoria Ryan October 24, 2008

SPAFFED

To Goo, Goop, Slime or Otherwise Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity

"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"

by TheThanex October 26, 2022

Spaffed

Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.

Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."

by mark jackson. January 6, 2010

spaffed

When someone is brutally mauled for no "apparant reason" but it is clear that the person deserved every bruise on their face

Johnny got spaffed last night, I'm going to spaff Johnny, You deserve a good spaffing

by Endeque February 4, 2010

SPAF

Short for SteamPunk-As-Fuck; from the punk rock term "punk as fuck". To go out dressed in full Anachronistic Victorian-era clothing, with gears, brass and leather.

Did you see the outfit Matt was wearing tonight, it was totally SPAF.

by Anarchie Matthew July 14, 2011

spaf

An exciting programme of development for leaders of services working in local authority archives.

Fuck me your motherfucker, I bloody motherfucking loved that fuckass SPAF workshop bitch.

by JBo10 November 6, 2010

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014