Shmeg Cheese

At Orgasm, when your dick produces this salty piss like liquid known as Cum or Semen, and you spray it on someone, therefore, you are ejaculating on them.

So, I started to masturbate and my girlfriend said she wanted shmeg cheese sprayed all over her face and tits, so then, I was ejaculating on her.

by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019

Shmeg

Slang for smegma. First originated in Essex England from a blonde teen boy that likes to copy cows and what they do.

Yo you cleaned your Shmeg off your cow.

by Bad man Shmeggles June 4, 2019

Shmegged

When one is both drunk and high at the same time.

What did you do friday?
I got shmegged!

by Unforsaken May 13, 2012

Shmeg shlongman

A stupid bitch from an Amazon warehouse that no one likes

Shmeg shlongman is an absolute bitch

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

Shmeg shlongman

A different breed of bitch that lurks around a warehouse

Shmeg shlongman is a bitch

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

shmeg shlongman

a person whos a different breed of bitch inside a warehouse

that person is a shmeg shlongman

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

shmeg

a vape

yo derek toss the shmeg

by yungscrotum July 5, 2025