Shinesty

A slightly inappropriate, but equally funny underwear subscription company tailored towards adult men, and women. In addition to underwear, they also sell unique apparel you can rock as a couple in Vegas, at home in the bedroom, or college parties alike. Although their clothing line can be slightly spendy, it is worth it due to the uniqueness of the apparel, and high quality fashion of awesomeness.

Hey man, did you see my new ball hammock undies? I got them from Shinesty. I got BAE a pair, too.

by 5StarReviewer December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A website that keeps an awesome shirtless suit jacket called The RumRipper, but doesn't actually have any to sell. Leading to terrible disappointment once a week when I check.

My wife keeps suggesting I may get the butt one day, but she keeps pulling a shinesty on me.

by Jacketless guy December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A company who provides some fun, with just a bit of nasty thrown in, described in humorous language.

Shinesty sells fun underwear!

by anonymous December 28, 2021

Shinesty

It’s like when you pay $5 to get into an unknown venue, and the cashier double high fives you and tells you “go suck today’s dick.” It makes your day.

I’m having the Shinesty day ever.

by lilakay December 28, 2021

Shinesty

The sparkle in your eyes one gets when their balls are fully supported.

“Did you see Stan? He’s totally feeling shinesty today. You can see it in his eyes”.

“Yea, he’s totally Scrotes-ma-goats.”

by Tick Tock December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Balls out underwear and other shit!

My lady friend says Shinesty looking good on my package

by The real ProSA December 28, 2021

Shinesty

Shinesty, A person who has great taste in underwear.

Man, look at how cool that shinesty is!

by Picklefan69 December 28, 2021