Saffy

Saffy-not fast enough to run away from me like bob the builder

Saffy, is not fast enough to run away from me

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Saffy Taffy

When a blowjob is performed on somebody named Safwan.

"Hey Safwan, why were you behind the bleachers?"
"Its the perfect location for my girl to give me Saffy Taffy"

by MrCrocker May 4, 2022

Saffy

Stunning, practically Asian. Left her life behind, started new. Has a lot of close friends and usually blue eyed. Great style and always has at least 4 lipglosses in her pocket. Such a nice person ready to help people with there problems. Can be a hard working when interested in the topic.

Me: is that Saffy over there?
Kelly: no that’s a falafel.

by KellyisalwaysCORRECT October 5, 2023

Saffy

A fairy of the forest. She will appear to wanderers who piss under an English oak and chant the ancient Celtic incantation:

“By rowan red and heather green,
By herb and brew and things unseen.”

She'll conjure potions and remedies to help you with your woes. These concoctions will rarely work as advertised, and you'll be lucky to come out unimpaired.

Saffy crafted him a love potion, now his knees don't work!

Saffy spooked me when I was pissing in the woods!

by LimpyGimpy February 4, 2026