Slonge

When one rubs a body part (usually the hand) on another's neck. This will result in a brief but distinct choking noise.

"dude, i'm gonna go slonge Bridget"
"cool man"
"CKKKKKKKKKHHH"

by Joe/Dan/Kevin January 3, 2009

slonging

A long and slow version of any activity, usually achieved by someone slowing down on purpose.

Coach: Jason! Stop Slonging the play!
Jason: Sorry Coach!

by Phillazy April 13, 2018

Slong

A penis that is absolutely massive

That slong is huge

by SlongSucker June 2, 2020

Slong

Super long

The tower is slong.

by Yokoballer13 June 19, 2018

Slong

A slong is a warm friend you can snuggle up to.

Leah didn't have a giant plush dragon, so she went off to find her slong instead.

by Invidia Tempestarii April 14, 2007

slong

A penis, can be big or small.

Mary was touching my gigantic slong last night, it was good.

by Shwag November 1, 2004

Slong

A males penis which is long but skinny, the opposite of a chode.

Lisa: Sharon never had sex with Thomas! He has a slong!

Sharon: Well at least you don't have to have sex with Ashton, he has a chode.

by Hater of Emos July 4, 2014