Punt Short People Day

When you don't want to wait for Throw Short People Day

"I can't wait for Throw Short People Day"
"Today is Punt Short People Day!"

by cucoshorty December 24, 2021

Kick Short People Day

The 30th August is Kick Short People Day! Go ahead and slap em!

Come to sweet Pablo's, it's Kick Short People Day!

by Alla Gnatenko August 29, 2021

kill short people day

kill short people no consequences on october 22nd

hey its kill short people day yay kill gianni hahahah he dead now.

by boobs22 October 22, 2020

national short people day

people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated

aye its national short people day

yoo congrats on being a smurf

by bruv325 December 14, 2020

Respect short people day

This day will take place on 23rd October (Friday) and you must respect short people day and if you don’t people will not respect you!

Yo luckas do you want a free coke, it’s ‘respect short people day’ 🤠👊🏼

by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020

world short people day

a day u can bully ur short frends and yk what, this day comes everyday, so feel free u bully ur short frends cuz haha :)

"ur short bitch and ykw tdays world short people day so try reaching those shelves as much as u want :)"

by a tall person 101 November 2, 2021

Fuck short people day

On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it

Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no

by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020