python

A great little language invented by Guido "the man" van Rossum. John Carmack "swears by it", he wrote the Quake 2 engine in it!

print "nohtyp"::-1

by dan murray May 13, 2005

Pythons

The biceps or upper arms.
Possibly coined by Pro-Wrestler 'Hulk' Hogan.

"Check out my 29 inch pythons baby!"

by Toffdude May 31, 2006

python

A powerful, slow computer programming language that strangles other programming languages by virtue of it's ease of use and shallow learning curve. Computers understand it about as well as most people understand assembly language and only manage to execute it about 10x slower than assembly language or 4x slower than Java.

It's 2069 and Microsoft is proud to announce the launch of Windows 20, the first and only groundbreaking operating system written entirely in Python. Minimum system requirements: 1TB of ram and 20GHZ CPU, 2TB and 30GHZ recommended.

by virgin916 July 22, 2019

pythons

Large biceps. see guns

Hulk Hogan had 24inch pythons

by Kraken July 18, 2008

Pythonic

Adjective. In reference to an individuals phallus (penis) being extremely long and girthy. It may also in certain contexts refer to the penis being slimey or slippery (like a python) in texture due to reception of oral sex often.

Have you seen Atlas' penis?
No, but your girlfriends blowing him in the corner over there, if you'd like to do anything about that. It's kinda ruining my kids 7th birthday party.
I don't blame her and I'm not gonna interrupt . His dick is fucking pythonic, I'm tempted to join her.

by lArsenic Daniels December 22, 2020

pythoning

The act of slapping someone with ones penis and then forcing it into their eye socket.

Did you see Jenny last night I totally gave her the pythoning of her life.

by kagatoASUKA89 January 25, 2011

Pythonator

Monstrous, possibly apocryphal constrictor snake alleged to dwarf both the prehistoric Titanoboa and the supposed Amazonian Megaconda. Claimed to grow to 200ft in length and several feet thick. Name derives from a fusion of python and Terminator (James Cameron film franchise). Thought to frequent Polynesia.

The Pythonator could be capable of devouring whole elephants

by Slitherhippy February 6, 2009