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Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.
Omg, Pattycakes just gave me bangs.

No pattycakes, you can't trim my rim.
Quit hitting on my boyfriend pattycakes.
by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025
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Pattycaking

The clap sound made when the scrotum or groin makes contact during sex.
Damn that pattycaking really doing a packing.
by Jpagarz March 1, 2022
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Flaccid Pattycake

When a person is doing the deed with their partner (man or woman), and they blow their load inside the anal cavity of their partner, letting it bubble out of their partner's anus while their own penis is flaccid and sitting between the two cheeks, doing the popular pattycake gestures by clapping their own hands together then smacking the butt cheeks of their partner.
My girl let me give her a flaccid pattycake last night
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