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panda express

Delicious Chinese food found in many mall food courts. nothing like ham fried rice and orange chicken with some sweet and sour pork. mmm mm good
"Hey wanna go get some panda?"
"Yes. Yes I do."
by Panda_Enjoyer September 14, 2005
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the sexual act of doing a quick preview of different variations of sexual moves in both the vagina and in the butt hole and than busting inside the woman's mouth
Amanda couldn't decide what she wanted so i just gave her the panda express
by sock123 September 23, 2010
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panda express

A reference to a woman of Asian decent, normally deemed unattractive by other Asian men, yet is exotic and appealing to non-Asian men (or women).

The term is a reference to the fast food Chinese chain which serves cheap, greasy, unpalatable food. Panda Express is never frequented by Asians (with good culinary tastes ).
"Yo, check out that guy's Panda Express dish. Looks like he got the special. I bet he's going to get Gung Pao with it! "
by Banana Lover April 15, 2006
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Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts.
"I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck"
by Joy May 13, 2005
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National take calvin to Panda Express day

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt
by Nejeivk June 15, 2020
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Panda Express

A sexual position, where the girl is bent over with her hands on the ground in front of her, with the guy behind her holding her hair. Can be used for any type of intercourse.
Last night, he Panda Expressed me until I couldn't stand up straight!!
by Kittykat_84 August 27, 2015
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Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
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